I'm so glad you're finally awake! I was worried that I might've hit you a little too hard, but I'm sure you'll be fine. It's been a while since I've had visitors. My dog Adam is around here somewhere, but you'll meet him soon enough.
I think he might be sick, but I can't figure out what's wrong with him. It's just the two of us, anyway.
You know, you're awful sweet, listening to me ramble on like this... My house is full of toys, but no one is ever here to play with me.
